JWOWW - Jenni Farley

Oh yeah, they’re everywhere.  Try to keep away because these broads make the Wicked Witch look like Mother Teresa.

THE MARRIAGE WRECKER
This type of woman knows a guy is married and doesn’t give a fuck.  In fact, it turns her on.  Stealing another woman’s man is a power play.  This bitch is one of the worst in my book.  I have even seen them go to the extreme of hooking up only with married guys because they have a certain agenda (i.e. take pics of the night and blackmail them later).  Truly disgusting.  But I look at it like this: if the guy is willing to cheat, he deserves whatever he’s got coming to him.  Both of them are trash in my book.

THE EXTREME FAKER
There’s a fine art to fakin’ it.  I have no issues with women (like me) who heighten there attributes with breast augmentation, hair extensions, and nails.  If it makes you feel good about yourself, go for it.  What I am talking about here, though, is the type of woman—mostly found in the tristate area—who has gone overboard enhancing every inch of herself—even her personality.  They’re fake head to toe.  They don’t look human and they may even go as far as making up a name because they can’t even keep their identity real.  These women have severe insecurity issues, so I don’t even sweat them.  They are out six nights a week, preying on guys and posting their pictures (“Don’t I look hot?”) on Facebook.  Pathetic.

THE DRAMA QUEEN
She’s just itchin’ for a fight—everything you say and do sets this one off.  Bump into her, look at her the wrong way, accidentally spill your drink on her, even fucking sneeze in her direction, and she’s suddenly in your face, mouthing off and bitching that you did her wrong.  What she wants is to get a rise out of you—she lives for drama because she’s insecure and wants to be the center of attention.  She’s the classic schoolyard bully—only more fucked up.  You’ll find a lot of this type lurking around the clubs—a drama queen loves a standing-room-only audience.

How do you deal with these party-wreckers?  Share your tactics in the comments below.